Funny Inspirational Quotes

 

1. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished If you’re alive it isn’t. -Richard Bach

 

2. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. -A.A. Milne

3. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. -Betty Reese

 

4. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. -Reba McEntire

 

5. Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone. -Gladys Berthe Stern

 

6. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. -Ethel Barrymore

7. My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything even if you have no clue what you’re doing. -Jessica Alba

 

8. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. -Charles Gordy

 

9. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles Schulz

 

10. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. -Anthony Burgess

 

11. Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is! -Jeffrey Gitomer